walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
Cute Overload of the Day: Mia Grace Knows Her Marvel Super Heroes
Mia Grace is a four-year-old who knows a thing or two about Marvel superheroes. This is the proud future of America.
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot
did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
it is indeed. i remember it well.
well that was a plot twist if there ever was one
An exotic creature from an alien world.